Dad Jokes 101: Tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.

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Answer 1

Answer:

The fact that your giving 5 points for something like this is- xd

Explanation:


Related Questions

What is a theme in "All for a Paisa"?

True love can help one overcome even the most difficult circumstances.

Neither assistance from others nor personal experiences can teach wisdom to a fool.

Parents who neither support nor believe in their children should not expect to be loved.

Jealousy makes people do awful things.

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Answer:

Neither assistance from others nor personal experiences can teach wisdom to a fool.

Explanation:

I believe it is b , correct me if I’m wrong .

The Highwayman THIS IS FOR PPL THAT HAVE READ The Highwayman PLZ HELP! Question IS IN image BELLOW ignore THE GREEN square

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The answer is b: they were just arriving at the inn when the Highwayman returns

Answer:

Tim the ostler told the army about the highwayman's return because he was jealous.

Tim the ostler loved bess.

Explanation:

Read the passage, and then answer the question that follows:

Even though it costs less than staying in hotels, family camping has become less popular lately.

In the passage above, how is the transition even though used?

A. To show a contrast
B. To summarize an idea
C. To introduce an idea
D. To show a comparison

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Answer:

D . To show a comparison

So I did open my mouth, and you know I did scream, and when I demanded what I was supposed to have and what I was entitled to, they still would not give it to me.

Identify one type of rhetorical devices used in paragraph and what sentence is it?

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so i open my mouth and you know i did scream
??

Answer:

U SCREAMED????

Explanation:

This is easy
Give me a name and quote about video games being good or bad
It can be by you.If you want

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Answer:

Lots of kids love video games. In fact, they like them so much that they might hear something like this from mom or dad: "Enough! Find something else to do!"

It can be good advice, even if you were about to get to the next level. Why? Too much of anything is just too much. It's true that some studies have shown certain video games can improve hand–eye coordination, problem-solving skills, and the mind's ability to process information. But too much video game playing may cause problems.It's hard to get enough active play and exercise if you're always inside playing video games. And without enough exercise, kids can become overweight.Overdoing video games also could affect other important stuff, like friendships and how well a kid does in school. And kids who play violent video games might act more aggressively.But here's the good news: Playing video games some of the time can be OK. Choose quality games, and limit screen time which includes TV, computer, smartphone, tablet, and video game time combined to a reasonable amount.A good game will be the right one for how old you are. Games are rated like movies and your mom or dad can help figure out which ones you should use. If you can choose one that gets you up and moving, that's even better.You might challenge your mom, dad or even your grandma to swing the bat in a game of baseball or try out some fancy moves in one of the dancing games.

Video games can help kids focus on one thing at a time and helps kid practice concentration and can help people stop thinking about their problems for a bit of time which is a plus side but they can also distract you from a lot of things that you should also be doing

name the abcs

in a onreoginalea way not the normal but in onreoginalea way

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Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A

Read these sentences from The Call of the Wild that describe Buck.

It was Buck, a live hurricane of fury, hurling himself upon them in a frenzy to destroy.

***

Thenceforward he would be unafraid of them except when they bore in their hands their arrows, spears, and clubs.

Buck’s attitude toward the Yeehats changes because he becomes

more sensible.
more cautious.
more sympathetic.
more angry.

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MORE CAUTIOUS SORRY FOR PUTTING IT IN ALL CAPS BUT

Answer:

The answer is (A - More Sensible

Explanation:

Hope I helped! Have a great day and god bless! <3 (also happy thanksgiving)

Read the two excerpts from The Call of the Wild describing the wolf.

The wolf whirled about, pivoting on his hind legs after the fashion of Joe and of all cornered husky dogs, snarling and bristling, clipping his teeth together in a continuous and rapid succession of snaps.

***

For the better part of an hour the wild brother ran by his side, whining softly.

How has the wolf changed?

He has become anxious about his pack.
He has become friendlier toward Buck.
He has become timid because of the sounds.
He has become stronger in his demeanor.

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Answer:

B. He has become friendlier toward Buck.

Explanation:

took test

Answer:

B. He has become friendlier toward Buck.

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Write a space adventure story that features a visit to an alien marketplace.
1 paragraph

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Answer:

Two guys named Harlow and Fin were stranded in space, but not technically stranded since they were looking for signs of life beyond the earth's vail. One day while they were cruising through the galaxy they realized they were out of food. So they started scouring around the ship for anything they could find, until Fin accidentally hit space warp. While they got blasted into a new constellation, they had to hold on for dear life since they were quite far from their seats. But finally they arrived at a homey looking shop hovering over the unfamiliar planets. So like any other food starved space cadet they suited up and headed off. While entering the shop they were greeted by forms of life they couldn't of imagined in their whole life. As well as food that looked like it was straight out of a science fiction novel. Fin and Harlow looked around until they decided to pick the gosh garbles. A seemingly candy type substance. But before they left, Fin and Harlow took a selfie with the cashier who was green and slimey with one eye. The creature threw up a muddy peace sign at the tiny machine. Then Fin and Harlow thanked him, even though he didn't understand. Then we're on their way home from a year long mission finalized by success. (sorry this is longer than a paragraph)

I woke up yesterday with the biggest headache ever. Everything was blurry! My head felt like it could pound out of my head. So, of course I decided to call up a friend to bring me some medicine. I called my best friend, Ally! Ally has been with me for everything, I knew I could trust her. She came over as soon as she could and gave me all I needed. After a couple hours... my head still hurt. Ally never left so I called out to her “My head still hurts, do you have anything else??”. This was the moment that changed everything! She scooped me up and put me in her car. She practically drove 100 miles an hour to this place that felt halfway across the states. When we got there, something smelled... BAD. But, I seriously thought my head was gonna fall off, so, I complied. She took me inside this place- she hadn’t said one word! The place was huge, and had a red button at the end of a hallway. She sprinted to it and hit it. Then... BOOM. We just BLASTED off into space! It was.. amazing. The world looked so tiny in a matter of seconds. My headache felt cured! Untill... it wasn’t. In 2.5 minutes we landed back onto what I thought was Earth. But, when we stepped out into the world. It was... different. Ally finally looked to me and said “Come on, we’re almost here!” and we crossed a couple roads, and after a few blocks. We made it to the biggest store I’ve ever seen! But- everyone was BLUE, AND GREEN, AND GREY!!! It was horrendously scary. Yet, I saw this bright yellow stand in the corner. Ally rushed over to it and started just grabbing all the packages. She didn’t even think to pay before she started opening them! They looked like, tiny pellets! But- she SHOVED one in my mouth. It was disgusting. Yet, it worked within MINUTES! My headache has been cured.

Can we change our user names???

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Answer:

Yes!

Explanation:

no

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Article #2 in the Daily News pg. 225 from the book crossover

This poem is like an obituary for Chuck Bell. Write a free verse poem honoring Chuck Bell and his accomplishments. Include 8-10 facts about Chuck Bell. Your poem MUST RHYME! It should be 4 stanzas with 4 lines each.

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News4today, give us the best point of view for the day.

Everyday we turn on the news and anticipate that you won’t be away.

Though people are who l hate chuck, you I would date.

Your opinions, those are easy to relate.

Chuck, I think me and you together, is my fate.

Answer:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Explanation:

What are the main topics of this novel?
Group of answer choices

wealth and power

kindness, and diversity

fear and losing hope

good and bad

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Answer:

good and bad

Explanation:

I think it's the right answer

In what style was Prometheus Unbound written?
narrative prose
verse
blank verse
iambic pentameter

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Answer:

Lambic Pentameter

Explanation:

I believe the correct answer is D.

If you have read Chapter 2 of animal farm can you plz help me with these questions.

1. For what reasons does Mollie not immediately support the revolution? Do you agree or disagree with her feelings? Explain.
2.Which character/animal is spreading lies at the farm? Describe his main lie.
3. Who are the two main leaders on the farm after the Revolution? Who do they represent from Russia’s revolution?

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Answer:

i would choose question number 2 because i have read the book before and you can more from the t question

Explanation:

Answer:

number 3 is Manor Farm is a model of Russia, and old Major, Snowball, and Napoleon represent the dominant figures of the Russian Revolution. Mr. Jones is modeled on Tsar Nicholas II (1868-1918), the last Russian emperor.

Explanation:

i read animal farm

What does this excerpt from Anton Chekhov's The Proposal reveal about Lomov's character?

LOMOV: It's cold . . . I'm trembling all over, just as if I'd got an examination before me. The great thing is, I must have my mind made up. If I give myself time to think, to hesitate, to talk a lot, to look for an ideal, or for real love, then I'll never get married. . . . Brr! . . . It's cold! Natalya Stepanovna is an excellent housekeeper, not bad-looking, well-educated. . . . What more do I want? But I'm getting a noise in my ears from excitement. [Drinks] And it's impossible for me not to marry. . . . In the first place, I'm already 35—a critical age, so to speak. In the second place, I ought to lead a quiet and regular life. . . .

A.
Lomov needs someone to take care of him.
B.
Lomov wants to have his own family someday.
C.
Lomov feels that marriage will make his life more exciting.
D.
Lomov views marriage as a necessity.
E.
Lomov is uncomfortable discussing marriage.

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Answer: D.

Explanation: I got it right on the test trust me its not b.

What connections can you make between Nya’s story and Salva’s story? In what way has the author juxtaposed (created a side-by-side effect) the two storylines?

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Well you can tell nya is more bossy and salva is more calm and nice but both storylines are great

You can tell nay is more on the harsher bossy type of way and salva is calm and kind

please help i wanna compare my answers to someone else it'll help me understand it further

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Answer:

he loved you:)

Explanation:

Wait wha going on I’m lost

______ readers are most likely than others have successful reading experience


Active, fiction, nonfiction, passive



The answer is active :D so am I right or wrong?

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Answer:

Active

Explanation:

You are correct!!

which sentence correctly uses an adjectival phrase?

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Answer:

b.

Explanation:

Is the adjective clause in this sentence restrictive or nonrestrictive?

The puppy that came to our back door was cold and hungry.

nonrestrictive
restrictive

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Answer: It would be nonrestrictive

It would be Nonrestrictive

A _________________________ is used to join a dependent clause to an independent clause. *
subordinating conjunction
coordinating conjunction
clause
fanboy

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Answer: subordinating junctions

Explanation:

There ya go

Answer:

coordinating conjunction

Explanation:

Read the following excerpt from John Muir's article "The Wild Parks and Forest Reservations of the West." Then answer the question that follows.
Only thirty years ago, the great Central Valley of California, five hundred miles long and fifty miles wide, was one bed of golden and purple flowers. Now it is ploughed and pastured out of existence, gone forever--scarce a memory of it left in fence corners and along the bluffs of the streams. The gardens of the Sierra, also, and the noble forests in both the reserved and unreserved portions are sadly hacked and trampled, notwithstanding, the ruggedness of the topography--all excepting those of the parks guarded by a few soldiers. In the noblest forests of the world, the ground, once divinely beautiful, is desolate and repulsive, like a face ravaged by disease. This is true also of many other Pacific Coast and Rocky Mountain valleys and forests. The same fate, sooner or later, is awaiting them all, unless awakening public opinion comes forward to stop it.
How does Muir try to persuade his audience in this excerpt?
He encourages readers to get as angry as he is about the loss of natural areas.
He appeals to readers' sense of guilt about building cities within wilderness areas.
He encourages readers to stop trampling the land so that it remains beautiful.
He appeals to readers' feelings of nostalgia for natural beauty that might be lost.

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Answer:

the last one

Explanation:

He appeals to readers' feelings of nostalgia for natural beauty that might be lost does Muir try to persuade his audience in this excerpt. Hence, option D is correct.

What is John Muir?

Both the National Park System and the founding of the Sierra Club are attributed to Muir. He inspired future generations of wilderness champions by educating Americans about the importance of the nation's wilderness.

Through his writings, Muir expressed his love of the natural world and motivated readers to preserve our nation's wilderness areas, inspiring the creation of the National Park Service and the current conservation movement.

Over 300 magazine pieces and 12 books that he authored and published. His passion for exploration, the outdoors, the wild, and the interconnectedness of everything is evident in his books and essays. He was finishing up a book about his adventures across Alaska when he passed away.

Thus, option D is correct.

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Read the excerpts from Team Moon and the NASA article.


Thirty seconds! Now would not be the time for the two Bobs to miscalculate, miscount, or lose their superhuman powers of concentration. They could not afford to be wrong.



When the lunar module lands at 4:18 p.m. EDT, only 30 seconds of fuel remain. Armstrong radios "Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed."


A reader can best combine the information in the excerpts to


A.understand that managing the moon landing while the lunar module had 30 seconds left of fuel required intense concentration.

B.understand that having only 30 seconds of fuel could easily have become a disaster while Armstrong was landing the lunar module.

C.understand that Armstrong radioed mission control when the lunar module landed on the moon at 4:18 p.m. EDT.

D.understand that it was impossible for the lunar module to land on the moon with only 30 seconds left of fuel.

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Answer:

A

Explanation:

Answer:

A

Explanation:

Edge 2020

Please let me know if its wrong.

Which of the following is a properly formatted entry on a "Works Cited" page?


a
Business2Community.com. Mueller, Ken. "The Importance of Your Website." 11 Sept. 2012. Web. 11 Mar. 2013.
b
Mueller, Ken. "The Importance of Your Website." Business2Community.com. 11 Sept. 2012. Web. 11 Mar. 2013.
c
"The Importance of Your Website." Ken Mueller. Business2Community.com. 11 Sept. 2012. Web. 11 Mar. 2013.
d
Web. 11 Mar. 2013. Mueller, Ken. "The Importance of Your Website." Business2Community.com. 11 Sept. 2012.

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Answer:

a

Explanation:

I picked the careers of becoming a fashion designer and a surgical technologist because those are two things I look forward to doing when I grow up because at the age I am now I really enjoy drawing so fashion ideas I have and just drawing in general and I have also told my siblings very many times that I have always wanted to become either a nurse, a doctor, or a surgen. The most important thing I look for in a career is mostly people because I have always had this thing for helping people when they are sad, depressed, sick, hurt, or is having family issues. I mostly like to help people because my friends have always told me I am always the happiest person they know, which is true. I am usually always a happy person. So that is how and why I chose the surgical technologist career. The reason I chose the Fashion designer career is that I have always loved to dress up, and in that career, I get to dress up other people which would make me happy. And also because I am usually full of wild and crazy ideas when it comes to fashion. Although now that I am in my teens I am not much to dress in dresses and skirts anymore, I will wear them at some time when I'm in town but that mostly in summer. Well, anyway that is why I chose the fashion designing career. There are more reasons of why I want to do the two careers i chose

is this good enough for a paragraph?

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Instead of saying “is having family issues” change the “is” to “are”

Unit 5 - Modifiers Name_____________________ READ: Direct Object: Receives the action of the verb. Answers the question WHAT? It will always be a noun or pronoun. Adjective: Modifies a noun/pronoun. Answers the questions “which one”, “what kind”, how many” Adverb: -Modifies an action verb. Answers the questions “where”, “when”, “how” the action occurs -Modifies an adjective or other adverb. Tells “to what extent” Adjective Phrase: prepositional phrase that acts like an adjective. (see adjective notes above) Adverb Phrase: prepositional phrase that acts like an adverb. (see adverb notes above) Using KAMI, Label each sentence (S, AV, DO, ADJ, ADV and highlight phrases – Adj,(green) & Adv (blue) S AV ADV ADJ DO EX) The dog in my yard ate the very big bones from the pork roast during dinner. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1. The player in the red jersey ran around the bases. 2. Members of my family donated money yesterday to our church. 3. Mice throughout the barn are easily stealing cheese from the small children. 4. My extremely handsome husband stirred the boiling spaghetti before dinner. 5. The precious child gave his loving mother a hug at bedtime.

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Answer:

Adjectives and Adverbs are modifiers. You could argue that prepositions/prepositional phrases (Adverbial and Adjectival) are modifiers too.

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According to The Riddle of the Rosetta Stone, what detail helped scholars determine that the second Egyptian inscription was a simpler form of Egyptian writing that had been created by “the people”?

The scholars had seen examples of it before written on rolls of papyrus, a writing material used by the Egyptians.
Since the scholars had already studied Egyptian languages, they recognized both the hieroglyphs and the demotic version.
The Greek inscription, which had already been deciphered, explained how to translate each of the Egyptian passages.
Since only ancient Egyptians understood hieroglyphs, the scholars knew the second inscription had to be a simpler version of the first.

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Answer:

The scholars had seen examples of it before written on rolls of papyrus, a writing material used by the Egyptians.

Answer:

Which had already been deciphered.

Explanation:

This is the answer because if it was already deciphered then it would be easier to understand. I think this is it i'm sorry if it isn't.

According to the reading selection, "Critter Calculations: Animal Math," when primates showed the ability to distinguish between more or less of something, at which number were they no longer able to distinguish between amounts?
a.
at four or more objects
c.
at eight or more objects
b.
at two or more objects
d.
at five or more objects
right answer will give brainliest

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Answer:

A at four or more objects

Explanation:

Im sorry but Quizlet

The answer is A at four or more object because the amount of the reading selection is four

Read the following excerpt from Harriet Beecher Stowe's novel Uncle Tom's Cabin, paying attention to the persuasive words Stowe uses.
And now, men and women of America, is this a thing to be trifled with, apologized for, and passed over in silence? Farmers of Massachusetts, of New Hampshire, of Vermont, of Connecticut, who read this book by the blaze of your winter-evening fire,—strong-hearted, generous sailors and ship-owners of Maine,—is this a thing for you to countenance and encourage? Brave and generous men of New York, farmers of rich and joyous Ohio, and ye of the wide prairie states,—answer, is this a thing for you to protect and countenance?
What inspiring words and phrases does Stowe use to persuade her audience that they were too ethical to continue slavery?
"trifled with," "apologized for," "passed over in silence"
"strong-hearted," "generous," "brave," "joyous"
"farmers," "sailors," "ship-owners," "ye of wide prairie states"
"countenance," "encourage," "rich," "protect"

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Answer:

"strong-hearted," "generous," "brave," "joyous"

Explanation:

these were words that describe the audience as good people with ethics, and these words were used to persuade the audience into accepting that they were too ethical to continue slavery.

Answer:

"Strong-hearted," "Generous," "Brave," "Joyus"

Explanation:

After finding a feather, you examine it closely for markings and then measure its length and width. What scientific task are you performing?
a hypothesis
a theory
an observation
a dependent variable

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The answer should be an observation

Answer:

Observation

Explanation:

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